I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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