Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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