people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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