do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
no you cant smoke seaweed
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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