why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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