Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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