Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize