: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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