I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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