at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
