i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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