he wants to bone in the snuggie
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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