so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
