what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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