Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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