I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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