We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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