Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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