I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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