She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Randomize
