About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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