How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
