That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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