Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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