Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm too high and old for this...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize