and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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