chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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