you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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