Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you would pick up someone in the library
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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