We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
