You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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