It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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