even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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