Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
