So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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