no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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