everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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