Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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