We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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