So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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