Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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