you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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