he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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