you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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