How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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