Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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