True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dick very happy bro
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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