This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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