Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
In America we eat man semen.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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