What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Randomize
