But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Buhtt sex?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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