The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
