Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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