why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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