He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
