Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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