To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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